This comic just came out of me after reading the news what Michael Bay was going to do with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie that he was producing. Now first of all, I completely forgot about that Michael Bay was producing the new TMNT movie so that fact alone made me quite angry. But then reading that the Turtles weren’t Mutants any more, that they are supposed to be aliens? Well… I think something exploaded in my brain. THE RAAAAGE!!!

I just don’t see the point in changing a thing like that.  They are suposed to be “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles”. It’s pretty hard to screw that up.  They might as well be called “Middle-Aged Alien U.S. Army Reptiles.” If you want to make a movie from a popular franchice (videogames or anything else), stick to the source material. Otherwise they could just, you know MAKE SOMETHING FUCKING ORIGINAL FOR ONCE!

Those who know me know how much I hated on Michael Bay for destroying the Transformers movies for me. Sure, the first one was okay. The second was terrible, and I refuse to watch the third one. But him also producing the TMNT movie? The two cartoon franchices that defined my childhood? Just… Just stop it okay? Go back to making good movies Mr.Bay. Go make a “The Rock 2” or something. Just leave my nostalgia alone. Just leave it.

Angry rant over.